So, I basically carry the stereotypical character of what most people call a "guaynabicha" nowadays: I was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, graduated from Academia San José, and currently live in Guaynabo. My brother plays soccer; my mother is a classic supportive soccer mom, and my father... well, my father works a lot. I have three Weimaraner dogs who are viewed by people as horses, how d-r-a-m-a-t-i-c. However, my life consists of much more than a family viewed through a glass of social-constructed stereotypes. Fun fact: I also played soccer.
I am currently 18 years old. My friends say I have a chronic bitch face (I'm just serious) and I also have a strange case of OCD. But, strange makes you special, right? I strongly enjoy binge-watching episodes on Netflix and just lay in bed all day long, like a potato. This is why I love rainy, cold days. There is nothing else that scares the hell out of me than the lizards, they shouldn't exist.
"La IUPI" is my new home, or cemetery since I choose to take the suicide path to study Chemistry. My plans for the future? Medicine or pharmacy, it is yet to be decided. The important thing is that there's health, so that I could reduce stress and try to take it easy, if I have time to remember this everyday.
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| Part of my family. Honestly I don't know why my brother was making that face lol. |
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| My "horses" |
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ReplyDeleteHahaha, "Guaynabicha". I will be completely honest with you; you do not look like one so don't worry. I totally related myself with what you said about having a serious face. I have the exact same "problem". People think that I am a grumpy person just because of my face. Also, I hate when people tell me to smile. I can be happy while having a serious face, but people just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE HILARIOUS! Like, seriously, I love how you make life seem so terrible and funny at the same time. The resting bitch face will not be a problem when others read this article, trust me. Love how you write and express yourself though your blog. Like you, I have chosen the suicide path of Chemistry, but hey, what is important is that we have health, right? But now, in a more serious tone, I got to meet your dogs because I'm 4'11 feet tall and they will certainly look like horses to me (not being dramatic). Hope you love the experience of writing in a blog!
ReplyDeleteWoman, you are hilarious. If it helps in any, you really didn't strike me as a "Guaynabicha" when I met you. And you sure as heck still don't. Much too nice.
ReplyDeleteYou have one of the greatest senses of humor I think I have ever read!
This was such a funny and honest post, omg! It made my day! And, honestly, don't pay attention to those people who judge your serious face, or personality in general, haha. I wish you the best in your road to study Chemistry! Amazing post!
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